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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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