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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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