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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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