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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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