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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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