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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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