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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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