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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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