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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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