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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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