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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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