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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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