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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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