Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.