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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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