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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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