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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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