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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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