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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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