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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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