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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bella eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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