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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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