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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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