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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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