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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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