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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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