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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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