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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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