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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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