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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Champ eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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