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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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