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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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