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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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