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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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