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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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