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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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