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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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