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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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