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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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