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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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