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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Misty eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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