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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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