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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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