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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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