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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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