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Pet death
My
aunt
Sybil
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Bella
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a lynx 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cow 🐮
a bull 🐮
a warthog 🐗
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
a velociraptor 🦖
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