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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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