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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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