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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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