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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Voldemort eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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