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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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