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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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