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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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