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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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