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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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