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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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