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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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