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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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