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Pet death

My aunt Sybil had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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